Fashion Night Out Uncensored

I have been sitting here for a couple of minutes trying to figure out how to describe Le Fashion Night Out.
Then it occured to be that i sent a friend a condensed "funny" recap, which took a couple of minutes to write! Why not just be lazy and use that, editing the lame bits of course? Well, simple because you all might get to see that i am very silly about a lot of things and then never want to play dress up with me...... but what the hell, i am tired, it's almost 2 and i know you can love this part of me too..

so here it goes:

Just walking in from le fashion night out. i will have you know i went prepared: i bloody hell wore boots, my pretty pretty brown boots, just so i could walk a lot and enjoy le cocktails and bat eyelids at fashion elites and fashionistas alike. and of course dance the night away

what did i get, only a bloody half a glass of champagne, why i should move to NY.

actually why i should have left earlier as they were some pretty cool events in the morning, and i should get gigs for more established and super cool publications ......

But yes. i did see this pretty cool "live window display" where some hot chicks where gyrating posing as "live" mannequins in Guess.
whatever. i don't like GUESS. I liked their jeans long ago but yah, too overpriced for my liking! And, of course i bopped my head a bit, to some super cool famous DJ chick at Topshop, who i have never heard of, but just pretend and smile. just pretend and keep smiling i told myself, secret to life! Keep smiling. And where is my free vitamin water topshop! where?

erhh but i digress, who exactly is paying for the extra sales staff, the security and the catering that has gone into this night!

well my mamma does, why i am so freaking rich :)
i guess the idea is that the profit made will cover the "extra" cost. and people were buying , man i almost bought. Jaeger had like 20 percent off. man, it took a lot of restraint to just walk away. walk away in those pretty boots now lassie.

And the champagne is probably cheap stuff. and the staff are probably 15 year old teenagers, lucky to get minimum wage and a night out under mom and dad's thumb or Eastenders on the tube! is Eastenders on one a Thursday night?
How am i supposed to know, i am a fashionista and only watch fashionable stuff like you know erhhh GOSSIP GIRL!

don't mind me just bitter. wanted CRYSTAL
got to take off my boots now